It was a walk-by snacking

Tweet

I was having an exceptionally good day last year. (i'd say i was entirely too exciteable. everything was fun and/or funny) it's so nice to be in a great mood without a reason. like when i was a kid. ~ASIDE: i looked back in my diary a while ago, and a lot of my entries were "i am happy, but i don't know why." i miss that. so i was at the mall, looking at music, videos, music videos, just whatevering. later at the counter i noticed brownies for sale. i thought brownies? they were a dollar, and you get a free some-crap with every purchase. we inquired as to whether the sales persons were in some lame competition where they have to push extra bs sales (the some-crap) on unsuspecting customers. and they were. cjc felt bad for the guy and bought one. now, on the way into the store, this sales guy at a cell phone booth was like "can i ask you a question?" and i was like, "you already did! hehehehehe" and ran away. (he was like "i did?" but i was too busy running and giggling to myself to explain.) well, on the way out of the store, i decided to confuse him some more and pass the brownie off to him, as a gesture of friendship. and because i was already full. i cleverly concealed the brownie (in my pocket) and put on my game face. this would be flawless. my target was in sight. i walked with purpose. no smiling, that'll ruin everything. i was a few steps from the counter, and some other bit*h starts talking to him first. damnation! i shift into "slow-motion" mode, to buy some time. he's still talking. blast! i maintained said game face and continued with the pass off, then i got outta there. i don't think he saw it. damn damn damn. i didn't turn around. i wonder what happened to the brownie...