Bollywood's New Year Resolutions-2007!

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Shahrukh Khan - I will take my life's focus away from money. To start with I'll get only 1/2 as much Amitabh got for KBC. Aishwarya Rai - I destroyed Salman and Vivek's career once I became their girl friend. Now it’s time to step onto the next chapter and ruin Abhishek's career. What with becoming his wife, I can do a better job at it! Amitabh Bachchan - Last year, I showed my face in almost every big banner movie that was released. When I couldn’t show my face, I lent my voice. This year, I'll start acting in Mahesh Bhatt movies and I'll contest with Emraan Hashmi for the title of "Serial Kisser". Karan Johar - I'll stop using the words "Mohabbat, Pyaar, Dil" in my movies. The budget for my movies will not exceed 1 crore. My movie name will not start with a "K". Mahesh Bhatt - Emraan Hashmi has become a bore, now maybe we should start making films with Himesh as the hero. Instead of kissing the heroine for 20 times in the movie, he can croon in his nasal voice for 20 times and the movie will be a super hit. Shahid Kapoor - Enough of critics commenting on my imitating Shahrukh and Salman. They don’t seem to understand that imitation is the best form of flattery. Now its time to flatter Brad Pitt, then Kareena and I can become the Shahreena of Bollywood like the Brangelina of Hollywood. Bollywood directors - Since we've already ripped off enough of English movies, we'll follow a new strategy and start adapting Japanese movies.