Dirty 4 letter words.

@Polly1 (12647)
United States
January 12, 2007 5:40pm CST
A young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they arrived home from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. "Well, darling," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language... Stuff I'd never heard before... Really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come get me and take me home. PLEASE MOTHER!" And the new bride began to sob over the telephone. "But honey," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?" "I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!" "Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell mother the 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother.... he is using words like: DUST... WASH... IRON... COOK!
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42 responses
@kgwat70 (13394)
• United States
13 Jan 07
This was very funny to read and am glad that you brought this up. I guess that she is not used to doing any of those things and it must have been a shock to her. LOL Yes, those are definitely dirty words that both husband and wives need to share responsibilities for. A lot of people probably do not like doing any of those four things.
@Polly1 (12647)
• United States
13 Jan 07
I guess those dirty words are something we all have to do, haha.
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• United States
13 Jan 07
My husband once told me that he loved to have his shirts and pants to be neat and ironed. I told him I had an iron but would need to buy an ironing board so HE could iron his clothes. I do not iron.
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@marciascott (25552)
• United States
13 Jan 07
I hear you I hate to Iron!
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@shywolf (4519)
• United States
13 Jan 07
LOL! I can relate. I don't enjoy any of those activities very much myself! I guess that I am lucky I haven't had to do too much of any of them just yet. I don't know if anyone really still uses an iron, either. But I sure would like to, as I have some clothes that could use it. They keep wrinkling up, and it's annoying! *laugh*
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@Polly1 (12647)
• United States
13 Jan 07
Iron is probably the dirtiest word there. LOL Thanks for the comments.
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• Canada
12 Jan 07
LOL That's an old one but a good one. Thanks for sharing it. I'm going to tell that one to my mother the next time I talk to her. Thanks.
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@Polly1 (12647)
• United States
14 Jan 07
I am glad you liked it.
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@opinder (420)
• India
15 Jan 07
thanks for this dose of humor. all of us need it every now and then...i'll surely narrate this to my boyfriend...he loves jokes which involve wedded couples ( since we are planning to get married soon). he does all this on his own presently(since he stays alone) but he'll surely help with cooking and dusting part:)
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@Polly1 (12647)
• United States
20 Jan 07
Congrats on your coming marriage, Good luck to both of you.
@crazynurse (7489)
• United States
14 Jan 07
HaHa! Wow, a great joke that is also clean. For that I thank you! Yes, those are 4-letter words for sure, especially the IRON! I dearly hate ironing and will do anything to get out of it. I have recently even gone so far as to buy a clothes steamer. So far,I am okay with using it. Of course it is better for light pressing and it is hard to use on collars etc. Thanks again for the great laugh!
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@Polly1 (12647)
• United States
15 Jan 07
I hate to iron too, that is the dirtiest word.
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@Pekachu (1112)
• United States
13 Jan 07
oh those are the worst words ever no wonder she wanted her mommy lol
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@Polly1 (12647)
• United States
14 Jan 07
I agree they are some nasty wods, haha.
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• United States
13 Jan 07
Lol. That was a good one. I've never heard that one before. As I was reading I thought it was going to be some really "bad" four-letter words. =)
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@Polly1 (12647)
• United States
13 Jan 07
Thanks I knew I would get peoples attention with that title. Haha.
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@avs189 (1030)
• India
13 Jan 07
good buddy a nice way of relief when being continuously exposed to serious and grave discussions!!!Really refresher and energizer....
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@Polly1 (12647)
• United States
13 Jan 07
I think so too, we all need laughter in our lives. There is way to much serious stuff going on in the world.
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• India
13 Jan 07
wow..tat was lovely....nice joke...u know wat those 4 words are generally bad words for all young girls...
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• India
14 Jan 07
yes it really is.. bad words...@DI*(D&*A*DXH cant stop laughing.
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• India
13 Jan 07
hehe...a good laugh.....post some more of these here please...
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@Polly1 (12647)
• United States
13 Jan 07
I love to laugh too, when I run across good jokes I do post them. Check on some of my other post, there are some more cute jokes.
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@kpfingaz (1028)
• Saint Vincent And The Grenadines
13 Jan 07
Hahaaha. Dirty words indeed. Not what I thought they were though.
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@Polly1 (12647)
• United States
13 Jan 07
I knew this would get people interested with a title "dirty words" haha. Thanks for the response.
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@aggiejoe (800)
• United States
13 Jan 07
Too funny I needed a good laugh this morning. Bad day thanks for cheering me up.
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@Polly1 (12647)
• United States
13 Jan 07
I am so glad this cheered you up, I hope your day goes better.
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@marciascott (25552)
• United States
13 Jan 07
Vicky that was so funny !!! Dust Wash Iron Cook, I know the feeling, sometimes I wish I weren't Married, because those are the things you half to do, If I had My own, I would do it when I felt like it.
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@Polly1 (12647)
• United States
13 Jan 07
Them darn dirty words, haha. Dust, Wash, Iron and cook.
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• United States
12 Jan 07
Thanks for the laugh!
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@Polly1 (12647)
• United States
14 Jan 07
I am glad you enjoyed it.
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• Iraq
13 Jan 07
Nice one, it's true.
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@tildy12 (760)
• United States
13 Jan 07
Thank you for A good laugh
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• United States
13 Jan 07
this is a great joke I have never heard it before. Thank you for sharing it, we all can use more laughing in our lives.
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• Egypt
13 Jan 07
Ha ha ha.very funny
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• Romania
13 Jan 07
That was a good one :)) i know enough girls just like that.
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