What's the worst thing you've ever burned

I've burned some pasta onto the bottom of a pan many a time when using those pasta packets that only take like 10 mins to cook. Of course someone will inevitably rings me, or knock on the door, or there'll be a good bit on the TV program, or the cat will demand my attention etc! I have to learn to ignore all those distractions these days and get on with watching my cooking food.

I can not think of anything "on" the stove I have burnt aside from a little burn probably to my hand...no "INSIDE" the oven that is another story altogether!....the oddest inside would have to be the mouse who was living in my over...ugh