are we girls arereally mean? why do we love?

Philippines
January 15, 2007 7:27am CST
1.men are like...laxatives...they irritate the crap out of you. 2.men are like...bananas...the older they get,the less firm they are. 3.men are like...weather...nothing can be done to change them. 4.men are like...blenders...you need one,but you're not quite sure why. 5.men are like...chocolate bars...smooth,sweet & they usually head right for your hips. 6.men are like...commercials...you can't believe all they say. 7.men are like...department stores... their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8.men are like...government bonds...they took soooooo long to mature. 9.men are like...mascara...yhey usually run at the first sign of emotions. 10.men are like...popcorn...they will satisfy you but only for awhile. 11.men are like...snowstorms...you never know when they're coming,how many inches you'll get or howlong will it last. 12.men are like...lava lamps...fun to look but not very bright. 13.men are like...parking spots...all the goods ones are taken,the rest are handicapped.
4 responses
• United States
5 Mar 07
my friend says: men are like gummy bears, they all taste the same. i know, not really funny but it kinda sounds good to say.
@kaguvkov (1305)
• Davao, Philippines
26 Sep 08
My friend also said that women are like chewing gum. You can chew but you can't swallow.
• Philippines
3 Apr 07
This post is really mean indeed for the part of men butvery funny anyway. I think their is some exaggerations on some other point here. I hope somebody may have write the same post in here but this time it's for girls. That will make the situation even for both men and women.
• India
15 Jan 07
r u man or woman ????
@god_spear (498)
• Philippines
19 Jan 07
Sometimes some thiongs you said was right some were not really, Its beautiful, You are agreat researcher, How about you? What do you like in men?