What is the best exscuse you have ever heard?
January 18, 2007 12:49am CST
I want to know what you have heard to be the best exscuse you have ever heard come out of someones mouth. Two men i know probably could win top prize 1) said he forgot about his sons ultrasound appointment over toast (meaning he ate toast and it disappeared out of his mind 2) The other one came up with this horrible exscuse today for the reason hes been skipping work and not seeing his son - his battery is dead in his truck and has been for almost a week so therefor he cant go anywhere and has to stay at home and play xbox cause he has nothing better to do, and cant afford to replace the battery Can anyone tell me any better ones?
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30 Jan 07
My ex came home at 2:00am with three girls. He said he didnt come home at 9:00pm, like he said he would, Because he couldn't get a ride. And he didnt call me because it slipped his mind. Then he told me instead of coming home when the ride did show up, they drove out to a secluded area & smoked pot. He said he got out of the car & didn't smoke it (he said he quit) But when he got back in he got high off the fumes. ((Doochbag)) Then he called from call full of girls & says "hey I'm on my way home". And doesn't understand why on earth I'd be upset. He gets home & I questioned him. He says "Why don't you trust me" and goes & sleeps on the couch because I did something wrong! *breaks his legs*