i push my boyfriend in the pool!

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i was at a party with my boyfriend when i learned he had been fooling around behind my back four months. not only that, but the girl is also at the party! i was really upset, and my friend pam told me the best way to get over him was to get revenge. we saw the two of them standing together by the pool talking qietly, and pam dared meto go shove them in. i walked casually up to both of them, but then gave them a great, big push. they made a huge splash, and when they came out to the surface, i said, "you two drips deserve each other! everyone realize what a jerk he was and followed me back into the house, leaving wet ones alone.