Pakistan attcaks India with Nuclear weapon
January 21, 2007 12:02am CST
The pakistan army decides to launch a Nuclear missile towards India. They dont need any permission from their government , and promptly order the count down. Indian technology on the other hand highly advanced In less than 8 seconds , Indian air defence detects the pak countdown and decides to lauch a missile in retribution. But they need permission from the government of India so they submit their request to the Indian President. The president promptly forwarded it to the Cabinet. The Prime minister calls for an emergency Lok Sabha session. The lok sabha meets , but due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned indefinetly. The president asks for a quick decision. In the mean time the pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. Their attempts for a relaunch is still on. Just then the Indian ruling coalition is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. The president asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence motion , a care taker government is installed and fresh election called for. The care taker Pm decides to permit the armed forces to launch massive retaliation strike, but the election commissioner says that a care taker government can not take such a decision because elections are at hand. A public interets litigation is filed in the Supreme court of India alleging misuse of power by the election commission. The Supreme court rescuses the caretaker PM by ruling that the caretaker Pm is in his authority while ordering a nuclear retalion in view of the grave situation . Just then one of the pakistany missile succesfully took off amidst huge cries of "Hindusthan Murdabad" "Pakistan Jindabad" but it fell only 1200 kms away from the target , on its own government building at 11 AM. Fortunately there was no casualties as no employee had reached office so early. In any case , the nuclear core of the missile had detached during the flight and a massisve search operation is underway to locate it. The pakistan army desparately needs better technologies and aproaches USA and China, The indian government on the other hand do not want to take a chance and decides to launch a pre emptive nuclear strike after an all party meeting. By the time when The decision regarding nuclear retalitiaon is passed by the cabinet its already 3 months since army sought permission. Just as India was preparing for the nuclear showdown "Pro-humanity",Anti nuclear " actvists come out against the government decision. Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos organised. In California and Washington endless emails are sent to Indians condemning the government and mentioning " PLEASE FORWARD IT TO AS MANY INDIAN AS POSSIBLE" On the pakistan side , The missiles kept malfunctioning , some missiles deviate from target due to techinical snags or high wind blowing in the desert. But most of them safely landed in Arabian sea near karachi Port killing few fishes. A smuggled (from USA) and highly modernised missile is pressed into service and since the pakistan army cant decipher the codes the missile travels towards its orginal target MOSCOW. Russia succesfully intercepts the missile and retaliates with a succesful nuclear strike on Islamabad creating a havoc. Pakistan cries for help and India expresses sincere regret for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of PARLE-G buiscuits. Thus India never gets to lauch its missile and pakistan never got it right. And both live hapily ever after. The above joke was sent to me by email by a friend and i am not the authour of this joke.