hey, I think I am going to add another, new chapter to the Bible..

Go ahead, write whatever you want, God will not interfer. But definitely I don't believe that you are a Christian. If you are a Christian, you won't be saying what you are saying now. A Christian believes in God and the Holy Bible as the Word of God and it is the truth. Since you like to add and/or subtract to the Holy Bible, that is a clear proof that you are not a Christian. You mentioned of Revelation, study that very well especially the part on adding and/or subtracting to the Word. God spoke to the patriarchs and to the prophets. But now God spoke thru His Son and His Son gave His testament and that is the New Testament. People who wrote the Holy Bible were carried by the Holy Spirit and what they wrote was not theirs but of God. I was baptized into Christ on October 1, 1989 and I was given the gift of knowledge and understanding Bible Greek and so I translate the Word of God from Greek to English and I have already published THE WILL New Testament (Greek to English), GENESIS & EXODUS (Greek to English), etc. But what I do is translation - no adding (except for grammatical purposes indicated in italics), no subtracting. Definitely we ALL have somethng to give. After baptism in to Christ, God gives to each of us spiritual gifts which we should use for edification.

There are many versions of the bible, but you could probably get away with it using one of the older versions. But would you get the "Vatican seal of approval"? It's hard to say. But to write this, you'd need some "holy man" status for sure. Or if you could prove you are a descendant from one of the "chosen people" tribes. Or Jesus' baby's baby's (...) baby, like in Lord of the Rings, I mean, The Da Vinci Code. Otherwise, you can't be taken seriously. What kind of miraculous tricks can you do? Wait, guess what number I'm thinking about, riiiiiight.... NOW!

I have just one word of caution: Read Revelation 22:18-19, "I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book; if anyone add to them, God will add to him the plaques which are written in this book; and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his part from the tree of life and from the holy city, which are written in this book" I just ask that you carefully think about this.

Could you also leave out all the contradictory passages please .. that would make the reading and understanding of the storys much better .. I would imagine it's one of the few books that hasn't been significantly altered in 2,000 years .. quite a little miracle in itself really isn't it ..