one summer night ( joke)

Philippines
January 26, 2007 5:07am CST
..i wake up and sensed that my mother was sitting out on the veranda..i got up and went out to join her.."what is it mother?" i asked,, "cant you not sleep?", no she answered,"but its worth staying awake as i have just seen a falling star and made a wish", and what did you wish for? and she answered,"that your father will stop snoring"...
5 responses
@maapav (729)
• India
27 Jan 07
Ha Ha Ha........... Its really good.I think this is a serious problem for many.
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@vanities (11395)
• Davao, Philippines
27 Jan 07
well thats a great joke..i like it...do you have some more like to read ok...
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@tarachand (3895)
• India
26 Jan 07
Ouch, that hot a raw nerve....me spouse to has that inflictions somethimes, epecially when she's tired. But then sleeping on the side helps.
• Sweden
26 Jan 07
Thanks man for your joke. It's so funny
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@vyaasrad (565)
• India
27 Jan 07
Two men went fishing. One man was an experienced fisherman, the other wasn't. Every time the experienced fisherman caught a big fish, he put it in his ice chest to keep it fresh. Whenever the inexperienced fisherman caught a big fish, he threw it back. The experienced fisherman watched this go on all day and finally got tired of seeing this man waste good fish. "Why do you keep throwing back all the big fish you catch?" he asked. The inexperienced fisherman replied, "I only have a small frying pan." Sometimes, like that fisherman, we throw back the big plans, big dreams, big jobs, and big opportunities that God gives us. Our faith is too small. We laugh at that fisherman who didn't figure out that all he needed was a bigger frying pan; yet how ready are we to increase the size of our faith? Whether it's a problem or a possibility, God will never give you anything bigger than you can handle. That means we can confidently walk into anything God brings our way.