Gotta love the Kidz

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My children are comedians. All 6 of them- yes 6- instead of being the poster family for absteinance, they inspire people to have children so they too can have their very own 3 ring circus. my 8 year old has a fantastic imagination, he took a bag of trash to school for show and tell- and managed to convince his teacher that they were boats and other rescue flotation devices. the baby boy decided to cook with wood chips- unfortunately I mean that litterally, my middle child caught him measuring out sawdust with my measuring spoons- Now I know why my meatloaf was so crunchy! I should probably be writting a book about them because most of the stuff they do, is unbelieveable. like the time they cooked weeds in the microwave and then tried to feed it to the -at that time youngest. You may be wondering where I was while all this was going on- would you believe right there in the room sleep- I was pregnant with twins and could sleep standing up barefoot in the snow-I was so tired. Fortunately, i did wake up before they managed to convince him to chew and swallow- Thank God! maybe i will write a book. What are your children like? are they as rambunctios as mine?