Funniest song lyrics ever, post here!

@atul_asv (520)
January 27, 2007 1:45am CST
Well, i saw this song while browsing itunes, and it has to be the funniest thing ive ever heard. its from Avenue Q and the song title is "My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada" Ohhhh... I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada. She couldn't be sweeter I wish you could meet her, My girlfriend who lives in Canada! Her name is Alberta She live in Vancouver She cooks like my mother And sucks like a Hoover. I e-mail her every single day Just to make sure that everything's okay. It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada! Last week she was here, but she had the flu. Too bad 'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you It's so sad There wasn't a thing that she could do But stay in bed with her legs up over her head! Oh! I wish you could meet my girlfriend, But you can't because she is in Canada. I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her, So soon I'll be off to Alberta! I mean Vancouver! *!@%! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou- She's my girlfriend! My wonderful girlfriend! Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!! And I can't wait to eat her #@@*! again!
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18 Apr 07
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