Memorandum - daily
By PaulMel
@PaulMel (658)
Portugal
2 responses
@laydee (12798)
• Philippines
22 Jul 07
Yeah, I do that too. There's a lot of things to be done and wouldn't want to miss out on anything.
Anyways, here's a funny memo from a supervisor:
The Boss asked for a letter describing Bob Smith:
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.
A memo was soon sent following the letter:
That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines (1, 3, 5, etc...) for my true assessment of him.
=)
1 person likes this
@eaforeman6 (8979)
• United States
27 Jan 07
I do use the memorandum everyday. I have to in my work because it gets too busy to remember all the numbers and details. I will always have to do this. I find that its a good way to make sure I dont leave any unfinished business at the end of the day1
1 person likes this



