Joke of the Day ( add joke if you have )

Philippines
January 29, 2007 11:36pm CST
A cub reporter was complaining about the President's accessibility to the media. talking to another veteran mediaman, he said it is harder now to get through the President compared to those days when he was still Mayor, Senator and even Vice President. The mediaman said, "Pare hindi totoo yan! (it's not true)" In fact they have installed a very sofisticated telephone system over at malacaƱang. All you need to do is lift the handset and presto you can talk to the President anytime." "Really?" said the amused reporter and hurriedly ended the conversation. "O, sige pare thank you sa tip mo. tatawagan ko agad ang Presidente!(I will call the President right away)" "GOOD MORNING, YOU HAVE REACHED THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT. IF YOU WISH TO TALK TO HIM IN TAGALOG, PLEASE PRESS 1. IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM IN ENGLISH, PLEASE PRESS 2. IF YOU INSIST ON TALKING TO HIM IN ENGLISH, PLEASE HANG-UP AND DON'T CALL AGAIN!" That didn;t dampen the spirit of the persistent reporter, He dialed the number again and followed the instruction by pressing 1 (for Tagalog) and this is what he heard: MAGANDANG UMAGA PO, ANG INYONG TAWAG AY NAKARATING SA TANGGAPAN NG PANGULO ERAP SA KASAWIANG PALAD, SIYA AY KASALUKUYANG NATUTULOG, KUNG MAYROON KAYONG IBANG NAIS MAKAUSAP, SUNDIN ANG MGASUMUSUNOD: PINDUTIN ANG ISA PARA SA UNANG ASAWA. PINDUTIN ANG DALAWA PARA SA PANGALAWANG ASAWA, AT PINDUTIN ANG TATLO KUNG MAYROON KAYONG MAIRE-REKOMENDA!"
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@huanghaozi (1474)
• Egypt
18 Feb 07
Island of Feelings Once upon a time there was an island where all the feelings lived; happiness, sadness, knowledge, and all the others, including love. One day it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was going to sink to the bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings prepared their boats to leave. Love was the only one that stayed. She wanted to preserve the island paradise until the last possible moment. When the island was almost totally under love decided it was time to leave. She began looking for someone to ask for help. Just then Richness was passing by in a grand boat. Love asked, "Richness, can I come with you on your boat?" Richness answered, " I'm sorry, but there is a lot of silver and gold on my boat and there would be no room for you anywhere." Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who was passing in a beautiful vessel. &Love cried out, "Vanity, help me please." "I can't help you", Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my beautiful boat." Next, Love saw Sadness passing by. Love said, " Sadness, please let me go with you." Sadness answered, "Love, I'm sorry, but, I just need to be alone now." Then, Love saw Happiness. Love cried out, "Happiness, please take me with you." But Happiness was so overjoyed that he didn't hear Love calling to him. Love began to cry. Then, she heard a voice say, &"Come Love, I will take you with me." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that she forgot to ask the elder his name. When they arrived safely on land the elder went on his way. Love realized how much she owed the elder. Love then found Knowledge and asked, "Who was it that helped me?" "It was Time", Knowledge answered. "But why did Time help me when no one else &would?", Love asked. Knowledge smiled and with deep wisdom and sincerity, answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."