Pearly gate
By ashokpethkar
@ashokpethkar (575)
India
January 30, 2007 12:54am CST
Two men waiting pearly gate had a conversation
1st: how do you die?
2nd: frozen to death
1st: how does you feel to freeze to death
2nd: Got the shakes,then pains in all fingers and toes,but eventually it was very calm way to go.You get numb,you kind of drift off as if you are sleeping. How about you?how did you die?
1st : I had a massive heart attack.
You know,my wife was cheating me.So one day I went to home unexpectedly and ran up to bedroom,I found her alone knitting calmly,Then I ran up to basement--then to 2nd floor--then again to bed room---ran up here and there--every corner house,to find someone hiding.
I ran so fast and just got the massive heart attack and died.
First man shakes his head and said, Oh god,If you could have seen in deep frezer.We both would be still alive.
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@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
18 Feb 07
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
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@SK401001 (934)
• United States
31 Jan 07
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own business!"
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@shenzhouplaza (1676)
• China
30 Jan 07
good joke. i like it. it seems that I ahve read this kind of joke on this website: www.internationaljoke.com
Anyway, I like it. we need laugh. it is good for our health.
@ashokpethkar (575)
• India
30 Jan 07
Thank for response,shenzhouplaza.
Friends you have more jokes.
I will be happy to hear. Pl. share.let us enjoy with our mylot friends.
