i am a 41 year old that does not speak ghetto ..but let's give it a go yo"
By yanjiaren
@yanjiaren (9050)
January 30, 2007 8:41pm CST
come on..
my son and nieces can understand every bit o' sean paul..
i can't rao to save my life but just for fun..why don;t we have a go and see what happens....
here i 'll go first..
da mad xilaren an' dis stupid idea!!
me doesn'r rap
an' i know i iz crap..
but ya' gotta try an' reach for da sky..
no one iz goin' no where wdout da' dream an' da flair..
but life it ain't fair..but me don't care..
me iz no rapper not a slapper..
can;t talk da gangsta to save me booty..
but wot if me teacher ..
he be a good preacher..
an' teach me da ghetto..
i iz flyin' yo!
so mama get me da plantain i iz got jerk on cookin'
me iz meenin' bizness..
like da ali g..
me is believin' in restekp..
me iz goin' dis far..
for heaven's sake man can someone 'ere teach me to rap!!!!
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@ossie16d (11825)
• Australia
18 Feb 07
You are much braver soul than I am is the only thing I can say - in between the laughter that is - because there is no way that I would even attempt to do what you have done. LOL
However on the same note, I will say thanks very much for the laugh, although I do know you didn't mean this to be funny. Maybe now someone else will come along and help you out with the dilemna and teach what you need to know. I do have to add that the nearest I have been to a ghetto is seeing them on television. :)
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@Joey322 (272)
• United States
23 Feb 07
hahah! that was a good effort. i don't think rap can just be taught...i think it's something like singing...you can sing or you can't. even with voice lessons, you probably will never get a record contract if you don't have that natural ability!
good effort though...better than i can do!
take care:)
