Esses Girl Jokes
By rainbow
@rainbow (6761)
January 31, 2007 12:04pm CST
I know these are really old and probably have all been changed into "blonde" jokes but my pal is moving to Essex soon and I can only think of rust Ford Capri, White stillettos,red handbags, mini skirts and dancing round your handbag to tease her with, anyone remember any of the good old Essex Girl Jokes,to cheer her up, she's a bit down today, it's trying to fit her stilletoes in her case because she's blonde and it's the wrong shape.
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
31 Jan 07
hahahaha we are Funny the Stillettos will be on my feet the Handbag is grey the Mini Skirt is white but is only there for show and I don't go dancing and I AM BLONDE TO
Oh I don't have a rusy ford capri either I have a lovely Bora
Well looks like I will be out of Place lol
Yes everyone my Darling Friend Rainbow is on about me
@rainbow (6761)
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31 Jan 07
no, surely not, you shouldn't have dared me, you're probably gonna get me lynched!
I'm typing this slowly because it is difficult reading through the rear view mirror of a rusty capri with your stilleto in the way, lol,love ya really.
see you are happier already,ha-ha
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@shelagh77 (3643)
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1 Feb 07
oooh Rainbow! I am Kentish and Essex are our mortal enemies a bit like Yorkshire and Lancashire lololol.
I know so many Essex jokes I would probably be thrown out of mylot, so I am not going to give in to temptation.
As for Mrs Tippy Toes, don't you worry, she will have her stilettos with her, even if she has to tie them to the roof rack!
@rainbow (6761)
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1 Feb 07
What can I say - SHE DARED ME! Mys Tippy toes will be fine, she's just a bit over awed with the whole move thing, bless her. Wonder if she hired an extra big van for the handbags, lol.
Lincolnshire feel like that about a lot of Yorkies too, lol. I used to spend a lot of time in Luton Beds and Milton Keynes years ago and they hate all of us northerners with a passion, lol.
@shelagh77 (3643)
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1 Feb 07
oh dear, Rainbow! She got you good. You never EVER respond to a gabs dare lolololol. Yes, she is wobbling at the moment but she will be fine. I am going over there tomorrow and it will be so quiet when I have gone she will feel so relieved she will fall into a nice, restful sleep!
