What's your biggest cooking disaster?

i cant remember what dish i made back then which i was forced to eat all of it by myself because it would be a huge waste if someone didn't eat it! LOL after that i never tried cooking some fancy dish anymore. and there's this one night, although this didn't involve cooking but i did waste so much food, i put a lot of cheese whiz (melted cheese) in my rice as i have seen it in the commercial. after a spoonful or two, i couldn't take it anymore and i felt like vomiting! LOL i was so stupid then and all i was able to do was put the rice with the cheese whiz in a plastic bag and secretly threw it away! ^__^;;

I was cooking for my boyfriend birthday and my son was 3yrs old he was trying to help me. i put all the stuf for cooking on line so that he will put one after another in the bowl while i mix the food. now then i left for bath room and before I came back there was my boy mixing the bowl I asked him what did you do he said mom i put every thing. when i tested it the whole can of salt was inside the food. we had guest coming over at 5pm and i only had two hours. I sat down confused and cried then the poor thing came over a nd hung me and said mom do't cry i'm sorry. My i had to send my house maid to get us somethings as fast as possible. she got back and i spent time cooking i got finish about 30mins after the guest where home. so it was not bad at all

Yes I do mixed up salt with sugar one day and I add it to me tea. Oh it was terrible, but it was only tea. But I remeber when I was little kid my mum went to the hospital and I was gonna to heat potatoes and I forgot to put water in the pot, so I just heat it like that and it was all burn. I don't remeber what happen to the pot but I think we have throw it away. :) But I see you scrabmled eggs sounds bad too. LOL