The numerous men in my life....
February 2, 2007 12:47am CST
have come across various men in my life over the years. Shocking as it may seem, somehow I haven’t taken exception to their following statements: · Take off your clothes · Open wide · Do you want it teased or blown? · Do you want it in the front or the back? · Once it's in, you'll love it. · It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again · If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest · Would you like it on the table or against the wall? The men in question were: · My Doctor · My Dentist · My Hairdresser · My Milkman · My Interior Decorator · My Share Broker · My Banker · My Telephone Installation Guy Now what were you people thinking of?????? :)