What do squirrels do in private when no one is looking?

February 2, 2007 6:37am CST
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@livewyre (2455)
12 Feb 07
I've never been a fan of the pun, but I'm guessing the best punchline would be something to do with their 'nuts' I've always had a problem with people who think sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and punning is the highest... sarcasm comes so naturally to me, and I happen to think I'm fairly witty...! I'm wandering off the subject, but hang on... I'm picturing squirrels in ra-ra skirts.. what's that all about??
13 Feb 07
I had never heard that punning was the highest. Its certainly not the impression I get when I have made an hysterically funny pun and am being looked at disparagingly!! Perhaps its a psychic impression you received in response to the question and that is, in fact, what squirrels do - little squirrel '80's nights dancing round their little handbags in leafy ra-ra's discussing nutty Rubiks cubes!!
@livewyre (2455)
13 Feb 07
It's mainly said by people who are into puns I guess. Welcome back! I think you missed your time portal while you were busy being ahead of yourself. I am going to resist the tempatation to burn my brain finding a suitable pun for squirels at an 80's night, but be my guest...
22 Feb 07
Hello again. Miss me? Sorry, been in a bit of a slump. Nope, I've got nothing. There is no such pun available sadly!
6 Feb 07
What they do in their own time is their business, as long as they keep gathering those nuts it's okay with me..
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4 Feb 07
hahah!! umm..well if they do it in private they no one really knows .,..right?? but these are my guesses.. they either stash there food..somewhere safe..but thats no good because they forget..but use theer smell sense to search and find them later..lol..then there is the other option..CHICKA CHICKA BOOM BOOM!!!!!HAHAH!! where they make ohh sweet lovin!!! lol!but thats all i gots!!! :)