Just for fits and giggles...
By Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
United States
February 5, 2007 3:58pm CST
Here's a cute one...kinda reminds me of my husband! LOL
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand."Yes?" replied the teacher."Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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@freezingfev (815)
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5 Feb 07
wahahha...nice one...!! reminds me of my dad...!!lolll
hez crazy about golf....im sure had he been present in a situation like this...he would have surelly said the same thing!!
Cjeerz
^_^
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@anjuscor (1266)
• India
8 Feb 07
"The Presidents Of Oz"
The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard.
"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some courage." "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a brain." "DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"
Up stepped George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."
There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "Is Dorothy here?" Replies Clinton.
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@anjuscor (1266)
• India
8 Feb 07
A little boy, not accustomed to seeing a priest in his "work uniform," went up to the priest and asked, "Why do you dress so funny?"
The priest replied, "This is the uniform that I wear when I work."
The child, still staring at him, asked, "Do you have a boo boo?"
The priest was somewhat puzzled, but quickly figured out that the child was looking at his white and black Roman collar. The priest pulled out the white plastic insert and showed it to the child, telling him that it was also part of his uniform.
On the back side of the collar there was some writing: "Wash with warm soapy water." The priest showed this to the little boy and then asked him, "Do you know what these words say?"
The little boy, obviously much too young to read, stated, "I sure do."
The priest, a little taken aback, then replied, "OK then, tell me what they say." The little boy then replied, "Kills fleas and ticks for up to six months!"
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