I am still laughing at this one

Really funny. This was popular when I was growing up. A lady was it the kitchen through the window she saw the garbage truck pass by and she had forgotten to put out her garbage so she ran after the truck and yelled "wait, wait am I too late for pick up" and the garbage man said "no missus jump on"

Ok Weemam I know I am blonde, but I am sure you said there where 2 Cows walking the Field, why is one Cow under the Impression they are Penguins? I know I am slow, lol, something to do with the Hair colour and it will probably hit me later,lol.

Great one! You know your discussion on forgetfulness but that's what I'm like with jokes. My favourite and the one I can remember is the penguin. One evening a policeman is out on his beat when he sees a drunken man taking a penguin for a walk 'Oi he says take that penguin to the zoo' The second evening the policemen sees the same drunken man walking along with the penguin in tow 'Oi he says I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo' 'Oh I did' the drunk replied 'And he enjoyed it so much that I am taking him to the pictures tonight' boom boom!

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched as they checked her meter. Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a footrace down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one. As they came tearing up to the truck, they realized the lady of that end house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped immediately and asked her what was wrong. "When I saw two gasmen running as hard as you were," gasped the woman, "I figured I'd better run too!"

Great one! I couldn't stop laughing, either.

Penguin LOL too funny

Hi Weemam, Oh dear this one is funny too it gave me a laugh when I needed it especially as my star rating went down today when they updated the site today. So thanks for the laugh I really needed to laugh and give me some incentive to keep on going here this morning.

That is funny; I laughed out right. I feel like those cows at times, sometimes more often than not.

That is such a good one as all of yours are. R