polish joke!!!
@beutfulmama6701 (1718)
United States
February 6, 2007 8:12pm CST
I find this really cute! and im polish too! LOL.
A polsih man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his english was far from perfect, they got along very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyers office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
the lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and then asked him the followin questions:
Lawyer: Have you any grounds?
polish man: Yes. an acre and a half and a nice little home.
Lawyer:No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
polsihman: it made of concret.
lawyer: i dont think you understand. Does either of you
have a real grudge?
Polsihman: No, we have a carport, and not need one.
Lawyer: i mean, what are your relations like?
Polishman: All my relations still in Poland.
Lawyer: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Polishman:We have Hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?
Polishman: No, im always up before her.
Lawyer: is your wife a nagger?
POlsihman: No, she white.
Lawyer: WHY do you want this divorce?
Polishman: She going to kill me!
Lawyer:what makes you think that?
Polishman:i got proof
Lawyer: what kind of proof?
Polishman:she going to poison me. She buy bottle at drugstore and put it in bathroom on shelf. I can read and it say : POLISH remover!
LOL i thought it was cute. i couldnt pass it up! i had to share it with all of you! what did you think of it?please share
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@beutfulmama6701 (1718)
• United States
7 Feb 07
your very welcome. i thought someone would like it!
@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
7 Feb 07
There was a very religious man named Jim, who lived near a river. One day, the river rose over the banks and flooded the town, and Jim was forced to climb onto his porch roof. While sitting there, a man in a boat came along and told Jim to get in the boat with him.
Jim said, "No, that's okay. God will take care of me."
So, the man in the boat drove off.
The water rose higher, so Jim climbed onto his roof. At that time, another boat came along, and the person in that one told Jim to get in.
Jim replied, "No, that's okay. God will take care of me."
The person in the boat then left.
The water rose even more, and Jim climbed onto his chimney. A helicopter came along and lowered a ladder for him. The woman in the helicopter told Jim to climb up the ladder and get in.
Jim said, "That's okay."
The woman said, "Are you sure?"
Jim replied, "Yeah, I'm sure God will take care of me."
Finally, the water rose too high and Jim drowned. Jim got to heaven and was face-to-face with God.
Jim said to God, "You told me that you would take care of me! What happened?"
God replied, "Well, I sent you two boats and a helicopter. What else did you want?"
@mansha (6298)
• India
7 Feb 07
this is the best one I have ever heard, am going to forward it too. thanks, he he he
