Two Nuns

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There were two nuns.. one of them was known as Sisiter Mathematics (SM) and the other was known as Sister Logical (SL) One day both SM and SL went ou and it was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 38 minutes? I wonder what he wants SL: It's logical, He wants to rape us SM: Oh no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! what can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do is walk faster SM: It's not working SL: of course its not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute SL: The only logical we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both The man decided to follow SL SM arrived at the convent and was worried about what has happened to SL Then SL arrives SM: SL! Thank god you are here. Tell me what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man followed me SM: yes yes! but what happened then? SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run, and he reached me SM: Oh dear what did you do? SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM: Oh, sister what did the man do? SL: the only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants SM: oh no what happened then. SL: Isn't it logical, sister A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down!!!!!!!!!