hungry!
By bjskid
@bjskid (322)
United States
5 responses
@kalangodaserra (175)
• Brazil
22 Feb 07
hey man! i am always hungry!! :D
but, i do not know why, at this moment, i am not!!
i have just ate a lot of things!! :D
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
17 Feb 07
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@ukchriss (2097)
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22 Feb 07
Food Joke
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large pond. Across the other side of the pond are vendors sell all types of food stuff.
The wife turns to hubby and say, "I could really go for an ice cream cone."
Hubby replies, "Well, I'll go get you one."
Wife says, "But, you'll forget, you better write it down."
Hubby replies, "No I won't; what do you want?"
Wife says, "Get me a Strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles."
Hubby replies, "Okay, strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles. See, I'll remember.
Several hours pass and, finally, the hubby returns.
The wife asks him, "What took you so long, did you get lost."
The hubby replies, "No, and I got what you wanted."
The wife opens the bag to discover a cheeseburger and fries?!
Wife says, "I knew you you should have written the order down."
Hubby says, "What do you mean - every thing is there?"
To which the wife replies,
"No, it's not...look, you forgot the pickles!"
