Do you happen to know a good joke ?
• United States
13 Mar 07
For The Kids... Why are elephants grey? So you can tell them from flamingos! Elephant Keeper: "My Elephant isn't well, do you know a good animal doctor? " Zoo Keeper: "No, all the doctors I know are people!" Why do elephants scratch themselves? Because they're the only ones who know where they itch! How does an elephant get down from a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
8 Feb 07
"Not Fair" A jock and a geek applying for the same job. The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job." So they took the test and the next day they came back to see who the boss chose. "Well," he said, "Both of you got the same score except I'm going to choose the geek." The jock complained, "Don't you think that's prejudice or something?" "Well," the boss said, "Let me tell you what happened. Both of your papers were right all the way through until the last question came up, and the geek answered 'I don't know,' and then when I looked at your paper, you answered, 'Me either'.
13 Mar 07
:D sorry I made a mistake - I forgot to delete what I've written before so the question came up like that :) . It happens . . . lol .An advice for you - don't make such remarks you might get a negative rating from OTHER people . . . :)