The Truth of the Matter...

United States
February 7, 2007 7:09pm CST
Eve's side of the story. After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two breasts might l eave her body more "symmetrically balanced". "That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see..........where did I put the useless boob?" Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib? ***I received this piece in a forwarded email from a friend and have no clue who the original author is. Enjoy, I sure did. LMAO!!
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• United States
21 Feb 07
The story continues at: http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/225878.aspx I don't know if the two were written by the same person or not, but your post is a nice lead-in to MrsJumpPuppy's posting.
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• United States
22 Feb 07
hahaha I dig it, thanks so much for sharing :)
• United States
22 Feb 07
Great post, left me laughing!
• United States
8 Feb 07
I am so glad that you are back and back in rare form! You are such a naughty woman, and one has to love that! ~Donna
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• United States
11 Feb 07
It's nice to be missed, Donna. LOL. Your friendly and fun-loving posts often make my day, you little "nice girl" you. hahaha
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@ukchriss (2103)
8 Feb 07
Q. Did Eve never have a date with Adam? A. No, it was an apple. Q. At what time of day was Adam created? A. A little before Eve.
• United States
8 Feb 07
hahahaha LMAO! Thanks for stopping by :)
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• Canada
8 Feb 07
I am LMAO as well. As a male I should resent that useless boob comment, but that is a good story.
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@ljcapps (1925)
• United States
8 Feb 07
I read this to my wife, and i think i might have to pick her up off the floor in a couple of minutes. That's really funny.
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• United States
8 Feb 07
I'm really glad it brought laughter to your home. Thanks for stopping in :)
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• United States
27 Apr 07
Ha ha ha! This so so funny. I just e-mailed it to a bunch of my friends. If I may ask, where did you come across this story?
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• United States
27 Apr 07
I actually received it in an email from a friend, lol.
• India
24 Feb 07
hey dat was really awesome and funny
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• United States
24 Feb 07
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it. btw, your avatar is adorable.
@catcai (1057)
• Philippines
23 Feb 07
hahaha lol... this does make more sense...well, men are mostly useless anyway-at least those that i meet are.. except my dad of course...
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• United States
24 Feb 07
I hear ya, my dad rules too, lol. Thanks for stopping by and sharing in the "truth" hahaha
@bicklelady (1411)
• United States
23 Feb 07
That was cute. One time my hubby use to tell me when I would have the lady thing each month, " Well eve should not have eaten the fruit" My preacher heard him one time and replied " Well Adam should have kept the snake out of the garden" Have a good one.
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• United States
24 Feb 07
Aw! That was absolutely priceless. Hope your preacher doesn't mind if I use that one! lol Thanks for stopping by :)
@juls2me2 (2151)
• United States
8 Feb 07
That's definitely funny!
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• United States
8 Feb 07
Glad you enjoyed it :) Thanks for supporting the thread!