laugh so hard I forget why I'm laughing

United States
February 7, 2007 9:49pm CST
I'm tired of being depressed, tell me a joke, please.
3 responses
• Philippines
8 Feb 07
good day to you sir! depressed? why let problems control you. Im not a keeper of jokes. But this one always works for me when i feel sad. No harm meant but try to look at the mirror and make face on it. As if your trying to to be someone out of it.
• United States
8 Feb 07
Thanks, I'll try that and get back to you on the results, hopefully.
@kirenz (374)
• Canada
8 Feb 07
me too. there is a person who is trying hard to by my friend but I dun want to be. He is always txt msg me but I never replied him back. So yerterday he txt me some thing like :/ ?/// ???? """ * * * * * ))))) at the end it said something like see you are nmot repling me now there are insects born in your mail box. ( when you dun eat or use anything it gets rotten) I was so depressed that day I duno why I really laughed at it. to day he txt me .. it was Whenever you want to know how rich you are! don't count your money! Just drop a tear.. and look around at the number of hands that rad out to wipe your tears! I almost cried at this txt cuz I felt like no one comes when I cry that means I am the poorest person on the earth :P
@anjoks (2084)
• Philippines
8 Feb 07
"A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare for another martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring 'ya martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home." .. i hope in my little way i made you smile. "You are not alone." ^_^