lets plz share our jokes and riddles on mylot

hahahuhuhhee - if you look at it then you will get it thats its just fubby nothin else
India
February 8, 2007 5:17am CST
all funny jokes are welcome over here to be published.so people contibute some jokes over here. i start Iam a snake living in a cave with 32 brothers everyone bites me but i dont bite them back who am i. Ans=tongue some alphabet riddles tell a letter whichs is used for being astonished ans=O(ooh) tell a letter which is a body organ ans=I(eye) tell a letter which can fly ans=B(bee) tell a letter which is deep and vast ans=c(sea) tell a letter which is also a vegetable ans=P(pee) tell a letter which most parents have at evening ans=T(tea) Thats all for today
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@shalwani (760)
• Pakistan
15 Feb 07
What city has no people? . . . . . . . . . . . . . ELECTRICITY!!!
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• India
17 Feb 07
thanks for responding
@ukchriss (2103)
17 Feb 07
Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried...but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.... Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared, and yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?" Then she heard a voice from far, far away ...... ........."Hello - we're all down here...."
@huanghaozi (1474)
• Egypt
17 Feb 07
Bad smellin' teepee Two Indians, Running Bear and Little Beaver went to the outhouse teepee, situated on the edge of a cliff. After using the outhouse teepee, they went back to the village. The next day, they again went to the outhouse teepee. Running Bear said, "Terrible, terrible, the outhouse teepee smells to high heaven! What should we do? We can't ever use it smelling like that!" Little Beaver suggested, "Why don't we just push the outhouse teepee over the cliff, and go build another one?" They both agreed and pushed the outhouse teepee over the cliff. A few days later, the chief of the tribe called a pow wow. He asked," Who threw the outhouse teepee over the cliff?" No one answered. He then told this story. When George Washington was a little boy, his father asked, "Who chopped down the cherry tree?" Little boy George Washington answered, "It was I father." His father was so pleased with the answer, that he rewarded Little George Washington, and later in life, he became the Great leader of his nation. "Now again, I ask, who pushed over the outhouse teepee?" Little Beaver said, It was I that pushed over the outhouse teepee, thinking he would get a reward. In that moment, the Chief jumped on Little Beaver and severely beat him. He ended up in the hospital. A month later, the Chief was visiting the hospital, and came across Little Beaver. Little beaver asked," Chief, how come you beat me up?" The Chief answered, "George Washington's father wasn't in the Cherry Tree!"
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@RobinJ (2501)
• Canada
15 Feb 07
I had a great laugh at all the jokes thank you every one
@IreneVincent (16005)
• United States
23 Mar 16
I liked all the jokes and riddles also, but I THOUGHT we were not allowed to put jokes and riddles on here? I'm going back to read the rules. I love jokes and riddles and trivia especially. So, I hope I'm wrong about this. What do you say about this?