joke of the day 2/8

United States
February 8, 2007 2:12pm CST
after getting a jon at the IRS, a young hotshot gets his first assignment: auditing an aging rabbi, arriving at the synagogue, he decides to have a little fun. " Rabbu," he says," what do you do with your candle dripping?" "well," the elderly rabbi replies in surprise," we send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while, they send us a free candle.""I see," the taxman says," and what about the crumbs from your table?"The rabbi looks at him, again taken aback. "Well, we send them to the matzo-ball factory, and every once in a while, they send us a free jar of matzo balls."Nodding, the auditor asks his final question. "So tell me," he asks, furrowing his brow, " what do you do with the foreskins from circumcisions?"By now, the rabbi is fed up."Well, we send them to the IRS," he answers slowly."And every once in a while, they send us a little pr!ck like you."funny huh stop by tomorrow for a different joke of the day.
2 responses
mimatexas
@mimatexas (1818)
• United States
8 Feb 07
I liked the joke, it's funny!
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adidas7878
@adidas7878 (1891)
• United States
9 Feb 07
i know and thanks you
huanghaozi
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
17 Feb 07
Don Juan One afternoon, three close friends named Hercules, Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan, sat by the river contemplating their lives. Bold and arrogant, Hercules exclaimed that he was surely the strongest person in the world. "That may be true", said Sleeping Beauty, "But I am better because I am obviously the most beautiful person in the world." Don Juan laughed at both of them and said that without a doubt, he must be the greatest person alive simply because he had been with the most women. After several hours of argument, they decided to consult a Guru for the truth. First, Hercules went into Guru's cave. A few moments later he came out with a massive grin on his face. The Guru had said that he was, in fact, the strongest person in the world. He was very pleased. Sleeping beauty came out of the cave with a lovely smile: "It is true! I AM the most beautiful woman in the world!" Moments later a distraught Don Juan came stomping out of the cave: "Who the hell is Bill Clinton!!???"