Did TrimSpa Kill Anna Nicole Smith?

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The most famous gold-digger in America has died today at 2 p.m. Eastern. Her attorney reportedly stated that Anna had been suffering from flu and cold symptoms before she collapsed in her hotel room at Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. This begs the question: What finally did her in? It may be unbecoming of a journalist to come to any conclusions so immediately after her death, but come on, it's Anna Nicole Smith. At worst, I would only be matching her integrity. -Did she party too hard and overdose in her luxurious suite like so many fallen stars before her? -Had her "companion" Howard K. Stern found he wasn't really the father of Smith's daughter--just days before the February 21 court ordered DNA paternity test--pushing him to kill her in the heat of passion? -Was it the TrimSpa that caused a cascading metabolic failure? Does TrimSpa put the Die in Diet? -Did her contract with Satan expire? -Does anyone care? For the moment we can only safely answer one of these questions with a resounding "no."The rest of these questions will require thorough investigation and ergo, time. However, one can only expect a minimal amount of time to be devoted to genuinely giving a Hollywood's Ex-favorite peroxide blonde. Now that I have submitted a handful of recklessly unsubstantiated speculations about this broad, I'll welcome a moment of silence in memorial to this fallen icon.