thats an order (joke)

@vanities (11395)
Davao, Philippines
February 8, 2007 8:33pm CST
speaking to a batallion of soldiers, the general took several minutes to tell his favorite jokes. no reaction from the troops. a young lieutenant spent a few minutes to speak in soldier's lingo(language). everyone burst into laughter. the general asked the lieutenant what he had said, : well, sir" confessed the lieutenant. " i told them: "the general has told a joke, everyone will laugh."
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huanghaozi
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
17 Feb 07
Dr. Seuss goes to Washington I am Starr. Starr I are. I'm a brilliant barri-star. I'm here to ask, as you'll soon see, Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky? Did you grope her in your house? Did you grope beneath her blouse? Did she give you gifts and ties? Were you spied by prying eyes? I did not do that here or there! I did not do that anywhere! I did not do that in a chair! I went not near her giant hair! I did not join .... even for fun, The Mile High Club in Air Force One, So stow your feathers and your tar, I did not do her Starr you are! Did you smile? Did you flirt? Did you peek beneath her skirt? And did you tell the girl to lie, When called upon to testify? That is it; you've gone too far! I do not like you, Starr you are! I will not answer any more! In fact, I think I'll start a war! The public's easy to distract, When bombs are falling on Iraq!
gemini1960
@gemini1960 (1161)
• Philippines
9 Feb 07
ive got one also to share with you its like this: a congressional aide arrived late to an event in which his congressman was speaking. hurrying backstage, he saw the politicians angrily leaving the podium to the sound of thunderous applause, sir? the aide asked, the police frowned, " i told them i'd begin my speech as soon as they quieted down,"the congressman replied..