funny animals

Well, ( I ) didn't think it was very funny, but my friends sure did! One day my friends and I were sitting around talking and my cat was sitting on the back of the couch by me and just when I looked up to give him a kiss, the little monster turned around and sprayed right in my face! I was even tasting it! It stunk so bad that I ran into the shower with my clothes on! I didn't feel clean till my skin was scrubbed raw! Everyone was laughing so hard they were crying! My dear sweet cat got neutered the next day! I think he knew he did something bad cause he's never done that since!

Our German Shepard/Beagle mix will go and wake up my 21 year old daughter by licking her eyelids. She knows if she licks them it will wake here up and she will open her eyes. My daughter gets so mad but then loves her anyways.

I had a cat named Snickerdoodle and she went "Meow,meow,meow" and to me it sounded like fat albert saying "Hey,hey,hey"she also had food in her mouth so it sounded really weird.