Jokes

Two blondes are walking down the street. One blonde finds a little mirror, looks in it, again and again. Puzzled, she says to her friend, "I just know I`ve seen this face before!" "Give it to me", says the other blonde. She looks in the mirror and says, "Of course, you silly! It`s me!!"

A writst watch slipped down from the hands of a man in 50th Floor of the building. He cam running downstairs (Lift not working due to power supply). In the meantime, people who were climbing the staircase, asked the man what is the matter. The man said his wrist watch slipped off from his hand. THey said he wouldn't get it by the time he reaches grond floor. The man shouted saying I will get it. It was running 15 minutes slow. (If the joke is stale, do not laugh).

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other,OYe "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun." "But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt." And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."