Jokes corner
By SGOEL27
@SGOEL27 (927)
India
February 13, 2007 4:56am CST
Each one has to post a joke here.Let me start it with a joke.
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
1 response
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
15 Feb 07
DUI
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?”
“I've been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you've had quite a few.”
“I did alright,” the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.”