February 13, 2007 4:56am CST
Each one has to post a joke here.Let me start it with a joke. Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem?
15 Feb 07
DUI A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?” “I've been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you've had quite a few.” “I did alright,” the drunk says with a smile. “Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?” “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.”