Do not eat

Do Not Eat!! - Picture of a boy licking a aresol can.
@bkfuels (1605)
February 13, 2007 9:14pm CST
Are people really this stupid? Do you ever laugh when you are reading on a container of something and it says do not take internally example Preparation H come on now.This is a hemmarode cream . Or what about that little package they put in packing boxes to keep it from drying out that says "do not eat". Have you every bought a stereo thinking there might be food in there?
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@huanghaozi (1474)
• Egypt
16 Feb 07
The Lucky Frog A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron". The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron". He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog". The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?," the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood". The guy takes out 3 woods and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog," OK where to next?" The frog replies,"Ribbit Las Vegas". They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette". Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6". Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures why not. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He puts the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful". The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me". He figures why not, since after the entire frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year old girl "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room so help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton".
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• Ireland
14 Feb 07
Maybe the should rephrase it and say, "For external use only". But I guess it is just like the instructions on a baby's cough bottle that says "May cause drowiness. I effected do not drive or operate machinery".