4 Letter Word ( JOKE )
By netpiper1
@netpiper1 (161)
Pakistan
February 14, 2007 11:50pm CST
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, 'How was the honeymoon?'
'Oh, mama,'she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderfull! So romantic....'
Suddenly she burst out crying.'But, mama, as soon as we returned he started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... Please mama!'
Her mother said, 'Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?'
Still sobbing, the bride said, 'Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!'
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13 responses
@gloria777 (1674)
• India
16 Feb 07
Interesting. Really girls now a days wants to keep themselves away from these words.
@chhaganbhujbad (263)
• United States
16 Feb 07
I think we should stop spammers who post joke...
I agree it was allright joke...
But this site is for more profound and more ethic discussions....
@JITENDRA1987 (28)
• India
16 Feb 07
a short joke.
a man declares that:"i will never marry in my life and i will give the same advice to my children also"
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
15 Feb 07
Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.
@lonewolfnan (4366)
• Canada
15 Feb 07
How can any relationship handle these nasty 4-letter words and still come out of it healthy??
There are other nasty words like Snow,Work,Talk,Help....
@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
15 Feb 07
The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so the chauffeur climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.
The Pope proceeds to hop on Route 95 and starts accelerating to see what the limo could go. Well, he gets to about 90 miles per hour and,WHAM! There are the blue lights of our friendly State Police in his mirror.
He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window. Well, the trooper, seeing who it was, says "just a moment please I need to call in."
The trooper radio's in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief "I've got a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to know what to do."
The chief replies "Who is it, not Ted again ?"
The trooper says, "No, even more important."
The chief replies, "It's the Governor, isn't it ?"
The trooper replies "No, even more important."
"It isn't the President is it?"
"No, more important," replies the trooper.
"Well, WHO the HECK is it!", screams the chief.
"I don't know" says the trooper. "But he's got the Pope as a chauffeur!"
@zipzipzop (419)
• China
16 Feb 07
oh, hane a comparation with the bridegroom and the bride. Who is more lazy?
@zipzipzop (419)
• China
16 Feb 07
oh, have a comparation with the bridegroom and the bride. Who is more lazy?
@angelle2832 (11)
• United States
16 Feb 07
now that is funny, what did she thought getting married meant. she had to wash cook dust and iron and keep up the place for her man, if she didnt want to do that then she should have stayed single.
