ha ha
By mahayla
@mahayla (192)
United States
February 15, 2007 12:19am CST
a couple just got married and were in their honeymoon suite..she says honey i'm going to freshen up i'll be right back he says ok..she goes to the bathroom and he realizes he has to take a crap bad..being brilliant he thinks he takes the sheet off the bed ...goes in the sheet and throws the sheet out the window..she comes out and all is well...meanwhile the sheet has landed on this old drunk..the drunk is fighting to get out of the sheet as a policemen walks by....the policemen says having problems sir? the old drunk says i don't know but i think i just beat the crap out of a ghost....
ha ha
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6 responses
@phon4u (2215)
• Laos
17 Feb 07
A funny from a sentence to a word.
Oh my dear please don't stay closed to me.
Oh my dear please don't.
Oh my dear please .
Oh my dear.
Oh dear
Oh
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
15 Feb 07
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump." The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."
@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
15 Feb 07
After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer.
Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and paper items.
"Well, what do you think" his wife asked smiling.
"Next time," he replied. "I'm writing to General Motors!"
@mahayla (192)
• United States
15 Feb 07
lol thats funny
a man was shoveling his driveway when he noticed his blonde neighbor who was checking her mail for the tenth time in a row..he said to her are you exspecting some important mail? she says no but everytime i sit at my computer it tells me i have mail/....
lol
@Sabeehthegr8 (248)
• Pakistan
16 Feb 07
lol nice jokes..
Yo mama jokes:
1: Your Momma is so dumb she sits on the couch and watches the Tv.
2: Your Momma is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost
3: your momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
4: your Momma is so old Her birth certificate says Expired
5: your momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the thrid grade
