Men's Logic

Japan
February 15, 2007 12:36am CST
A manand his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem was sho should get custody of the child The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honour, I brought the child in to the world with all the pain and labor... The child should be in my custody."The judge turned to the man and said what do you want to say for your defense. The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor. If I put a dollar into a pepsi vending machine and Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it, The Machine's or Mine"
2 responses
shilpaum
@shilpaum (1752)
• India
15 Feb 07
Men's logic...Agree! "But does Pepsi tastes great than Baby's sweet kiss? And vending machine...is it really cost worthy as wife?" ...These r women's emotions...hahaha.
Dicky
@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
15 Feb 07
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."