get drunk
By angelhuihui
@angelhuihui (264)
China
February 16, 2007 4:34am CST
two boys dialog:
Eight-year-old delinquent:Yeah,son,I'm gonna get drunk on eggnog!
six-year-old brother:I'ma drink me two beers!
mother:Shut up,you were all tricked!That was apple cider!
2 responses
@ihsanul_aniq (1118)
• Malaysia
24 Feb 07
I don't have any jokes :) but i love to read jokes.... It's funny.
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
16 Feb 07
No brain
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to
explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
Do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER:
Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't
exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher
agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school,
she must not have one!
@angelhuihui (264)
• China
16 Feb 07
Haha,the children is very cute.
another joke about children:
Mother with little girl:Excuse me?My daughter wants to know if you're a pirate.
Woman wearing bandana:No.I'm just a lesbian.