Horror Toilet Stories
February 17, 2007 8:35am CST
I know this could end up a grosse topic but you could be like me and have a story to tell, but you just cant tell your friends. Ok I'll admit I have, and I need to cheer myself up and tell someone. Have you ever done something in a toilet you've been too embarrased to tell someone about, but yet you still think about it and giggle..... I drove to the city one day (4 hours away) to pick up a friend of my brothers, who'd flown over from another state, I was to meet him at a shopping centre. Well after such a long wait, I just couldnt hold it in any longer. Although I knew the shopping centre, it had just been upgraded and after ten minutes of searching the mall, I located the newly designed toilets, wow 9 new ones in the rest room. Mmm no one in there, you beaut I thought, I could sneak in the last loo and go in peace. Id finished my business, but oh no hello, the toilet wouldnt flush it away. I tried 3 times before I gave up, I walked out and oh crap I thought, I put my head down in shame as the rest room was totally full of women waiting for their turn, embarrased I ran to the sink and said "sorry it wont flush, dont even think about that one", and I ran, through the entire 6 hour trip it took to return home Brad kept asking what was wrong....
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19 Feb 07
Soooooo embarassing! I used to shop at a really nice small town gift store in Alaska. I loved that store and the employees were so nice! I did most of my gift shopping there and it was close to home. One afternoon I stopped in and was browsing when suddenly I got severe gastral cramps and I was doubled over. I borrowed their restroom and after severe cramps and a major case of dumping syndrome I was able to get up and leave. I was as white as a sheet from the pain. I was suffering from gallbladder stones that had not been diagnosed at the time. I left the bathroom and entered back into the store. I must have had damaged nasal passages due to the problem and odor because I didn't notice that the odor was still lingering. I noticed about five minutes later that the owner went back and turned the fan back on and opened the back entrance door to the shop. I was so embarrassed that I left claiming that I was not feeling well and it took weeks before I could show my face there again. I had surgery within the month and the owner even sent me a gift while I was in the hospital, an ivory pin that I had admired for months. That had to be the most embarrassing bathroom experience I ever had.
19 Feb 07
Oh that would have been extremely embarrasing. Im so glad I had my horror in a city loo, so even when I return nobody will no whom I am. Im so glad the manager found out, he obviously understood. What a brilliant person for sending you a gift.