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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If man evolved from monkeys and apes,why do we still have monkeys and apes? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?Are they afraid someone will clean them? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right.