Mother Taught Us......
February 18, 2007 10:30pm CST
Things My Mother Taught Me (I think my mom said every one of these at one time or another...lol) MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...... LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." TO THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job." ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?" TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!" HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." GENETICS..."You are just like your father!" ROOTS..."Do you think that you were born in a barn?" THE WISDOM OF AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand." ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home." RECEIVING..."You are going to get it when we get home." and my all time favorite thing - JUSTICE..."One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU..then you'll see what it's like!"
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19 Feb 07
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn't enjoy it. Though they had been married only a few years, he relflectly unhappily, their love-making had become infrequent and bland. Then quite suddenly, alarmed, he said: "What happened, did I hurt you ?" "Why no, not at all," said his surprised wife. "Whatever made you ask that ?" "Well, no reason actually," the bored husband replied with a sigh, "It's just that for a moment there, I thought you actully moved."