Ten ways to realize your Internet connection is a little slow

@lprhll (387)
February 20, 2007 2:39pm CST
# Text on Web pages display as Morse Code and... Graphics arrive via FedEx. You believe a heavier string might improve your throughput You post a message to your favorite Newsgroup and it displays a week later. Your credit card expires while ordering on-line. Playboy web site exhibits "Playmate of the year"...for 1989. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "Ping Pong". Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone'sounds like Forrest Gump. You receive e-mails with stamps on them You click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.
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@hobohobo (681)
• Indonesia
22 Feb 07
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the best programmer. God was chosen to be the judge. Jesus and Satan got 10 hours to create the best program they could for the PC. When 10 hours had passed, the power suddenly went out, and all the data disappeared from both monitors. Moments later, the power came back on. On Jesus's monitor, all the data had returned to its previous state, whereas Satan's monitor remained blank. Satan got really angry and complained to God. God was quiet for a moment, then he laughed and said, "Jesus saves!"
@philabox (287)
• Indonesia
21 Feb 07
That's why we love it iprhll...
@Demonix (294)
• Canada
20 Feb 07
LOL that was good and its sad cause true too when I was on dialup it took a little over an hour to download pong, but then when I finally got it my computer processed it too fast and I could never see the ball lol
• Canada
20 Feb 07
Funny and true!! It was when all of those things started to happen that I decided to switch to cable internet!
@cowgirl2701 (2081)
• United States
20 Feb 07
Sounds like my internet connection. LOL... Dial up sucks.