The kinds of conversations I have

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If you shoot yourself in the head with two guns that are facing each other (they are aligned perfectly), would the force of the bullets cancel each other out? me- they would probably just hit each other and stop right in the center. maybe even fuse together from the force. friend- i dunno, it might just make your head explode. *** what superpower would you choose if you could have whatever you wanted? me- i would want the power to make people drop dead where they stand harnessing only the power of my mind. i can think of exactly (1) person i would use this on. friend- really? i would want the power to bring people back to life from the dead (without damage incurred, or knowledge of dying) so i may have the pleasure of assisting them in meeting their untimely demise...again and again...as many times as i want! me- hmmm...interesting take. *** how different would the world be if everyone in it right now had the opposite gender? me- pretty different if you think about it. the balances of power would shift dramatically in every relationship where women are currently involved. friend- i guess... me- i don't know. i was just thinking. i wouldn't wanna be a guy, though. *** [different conversation] being a guy would suck. girls are better than boys. guy- oh, yeah? give me one good reason... me- um....you've got all this floppy, sweaty junk in the way. that's so gross. girl- yeah, i know, right!? ew... guy- well, at least we [guys] don't have to worry about all kinds of girl problems, like periods and babies-- me- oh, please. being a girl is the best ever, and worth dealing with all of that. a woman's body is the most beautiful thing god ever made. guy- no arguments there. *** [yet another conversation] the female form is so much more aesthetically pleasing than the male. P*nises are just not pretty. it would be better if, say, instead of a p*nis, there was a butterfly or some flowers in it's place. (i don't remember how that one ended) ***