The Bear and the Rabbit

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A bear and the rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, they were walking in the forest when they encountered a Genie. He said "I shall grant you three wishes" The bear quickly replied, "I wish I was the only male bear in the forest." The genie said "Granted." Then the bear bursted out "I wish I was the only male bear in this country!" and again, it was granted. Then he bursted out his final wish. "I wish I was the only Male bear in the entire world!" and the genie nodded as he granted his final wish. Then the genie looked at the rabbit and replied "What would you like?" The rabbit replied "I wish he was gay"