make a funny ending

United States
February 21, 2007 9:47pm CST
the number u hav reached... _____________________ make ur own final words, make them funny!
2 responses
@Wanderlaugh (1622)
• Australia
22 Feb 07
... does not exist. Therefore you do not exist, either. You non-call may be monitored by non-existent people for no identifiable reason. Please do not listen to the following options: For philosophical help, Press 1. For spiritual help, Press 2 For seance referrals and better income in the afterlife, Press 3. For exorcism, either of yourself or someone else, Press 4. To not hear these options again, Press 5, or scream very quietly.
• United States
22 Feb 07
lol
• Philippines
1 Mar 07
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