Did you hear about the blonde that.......

@Katlady2 (9904)
United States
February 21, 2007 10:06pm CST
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.... Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years".... Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.... When asked what the capitol of California was, answered 'C'.... Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.... After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
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hoghoney
@hoghoney (3747)
• United States
1 Mar 07
thanks for the laugh today I really needed it.
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Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
1 Mar 07
Glad I could give you a smile hon. By the way, where did you find the little piggy avatar? He's adorable.
weemam
@weemam (13372)
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28 Feb 07
OMG i would have been basting the turkey for weeks lol , I just love blond jokes thanks xx
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Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
1 Mar 07
Basting it heck! I would be putting it in a giant tub of it's juices just to rejuvenate it. LOL
Gabs
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
22 Feb 07
You forget the one that picks up a Cloths Horse and drops the rest lololol I like these even though I am not that bad yet lol
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Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
22 Feb 07
LOL. That one wasn't on there, but it should've been. I haven't gotten quite that bad yet either. ROFL
brendalee
@brendalee (6082)
• United States
27 Feb 07
Those were funny. Thanks for sharing. I have heard many blonde jokes through out my life but I have never heard them before except the puzzle one.
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Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
28 Feb 07
Np. I'm glad it made you laugh.
albert2412
@albert2412 (1782)
• United States
27 Feb 07
These are really great jokes. I really and sincerely like them. (By the way, I think I might have eaten one of her turkeys in the past.)
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Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
28 Feb 07
ROFL!! Was it like chewing on a piece of tough jerky?? LOL. Glad you liked 'em. Thanks.
mukulmisra24
@mukulmisra24 (1703)
• India
25 Mar 07
A college pizza dilivery boy arrived at the house of Mr. Smith. He dilivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked,"What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quater out of you, I'll be doing great." "Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith."Well, just to show how wrong they are, here'e five dollars." "Thanks," replied the youth, " I'll put this in my school fund." "What are you studying in school?" asked Mr. Smith. "Applied psychology." the youth smiled and said.
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