My First MyLot Riddle!
By candygurl24
@candygurl24 (1880)
Canada
7 responses
@mukulmisra24 (1704)
• India
28 Feb 07
Good one this is from me-----
INTERVIEWER: hOW DOES AN ELECTRIC MOTOR RUN?
sARDAR: DHUURRRRRRRRRRRR...
INTERVIEWR SHOUTS: sTOP IT!
SARDAR: DHURR DHUP. DUP. DUP. DUPPP....
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar gee: bad
Interviewer: come
Sardar gee: go
Interviewer: Ugly
Sardar gee: Pichli
Interviewer: Shut up
Sardar gee: Keep talking
Interviewer: Get out
Sardar gee: Come in
Interviewer: Oh God!
sardar gee: Oh Devil!
Interviewer: U r rejected.
Sardar gee: I am selected.... Oye ballay ballay
Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him but after 2 days he came out saying I can't stay there.
Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I cant stay there.
Now Santa went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet santa, the pig came out saying I cant stay there.
@hellsangelus (670)
• Oman
7 Mar 07
Someone had sent me this riddle too. I asked everyone I knew but noone could come up with the answer. Too bad I didnt ask any children. I probably thought "if I cant get the answer theres no way, they'll get it" LOL. I loved the riddle though I never got the answer myself, had to call the person who sent it to me.
@sweetaspie52 (2359)
• United States
24 Feb 07
I have no ideal I have heard this one before but can not remember the answer
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@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
9 Mar 07
THE KIDS BITE BACK
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
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