jokes from oz

@pomery (22)
Australia
February 27, 2007 7:17am CST
a university lecturer asked a student to define a woman. the student replied {women are generally speaking} the lecturer said "stop right there" you wont get closer than that
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@forjosie (1547)
• Indonesia
28 Feb 07
Question and answer animal jokes Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the Shell station! Q: Why did the chicken scientist cross the road? A: To invent the other side. Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road? A: To corrupt the other side. Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road? A: To bankrupt the other side. Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road? A: To get to the car accident on the other side. Q: Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road? A: To help the patient find the other side. Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road? A: To break on through to the other side. Q: Why do birds fly South? A: Because it's too far to walk.
@bigedshult1 (1613)
• United States
27 Feb 07
THAT IS TRUE AND USELY TELL SOME MAN WHAT TOO DO thakyou for it hear one for you 10 Guinness' in 10 Minutes An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness's in 10 minutes." Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations. One guy even leaves the bar. A little while later that guy comes back and asks the American, "Is that bet still on?" "Sure," he says. So the bartender lines 10 Guinness' up on the bar the Irishman drinks them all in less than 10 minutes. As the American hands over the money he asks, "Where did you go when you just left?" The Irishman answers, "I went next door to the other pub to see if I could do it."